Brrrrrriiinngg
“Hello?”
“Hey Shane, it’s Joan. Guess what? I just met Alex Chilton!”
“Wow, I can’t believe it! What did you talk about?”
“Nothing much, but he asked me out.”
“Well, you gotta go.”
“You’d be OK with it?”
“Absolutely! It’s Alex Chilton!”
“Well I already said yes.”
“Oh.”
So my girlfriend went out with Alex Chilton. She didn’t have much to say about it afterward except that he was a really nice, funny and sincere guy who was quite sure that it mattered that she was born in September. They never went out again, so I guess the December Boys thing must have been tough to shake on a first date.
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